That Useless Flap of Skin （ほうけい）

He Says:
houkei　（ほうけい）=foreskin
If you are a boy, do you have foreskin?
Today's dirty word is foreskin.
I know many American boys cut off their foreskin, but Japanese do not.
Japanese don't have such custom.
So when we japanese go to a hot spring(=onsen.so many jp love to go hot springs), then we men can see, "oh he has a foreskin,oh that guy too!".
I believe 80~90% jp have foreskin.

By the way,I show you all my favorite funny video about foreskin.
As I told you last time,the video is from soramimi hour.
The original song,English singer sings in English.
But for Japanese,they can hear it as so funny japanese word accidentaly.
In the video,the original lyric goes "fucking~,fucking~,fucking hostile~!!"
But in Japanese they can hear as if "houkei~,houkei~,houkei no hito~~!!".
It means "foreskin~,foreskin~,this guy is foreskin~!".
I hope you can hear it in Japanese,not English word.


She Says:
I don't really notice whether guys have foreskin or not.

Like an Old Man Collecting Barbie （きもい）

He Says:
kimoi　（きもい）=disgusting
Young japanese love to use this word to disgusting people or things.
Originally kimoi was got shorted of KImochiwaruI(=disgusting).
Young japanese love to get shorter a word,
like kimutaku=KIMUra TAKUya(japanese famous celebrity name),
pasokon=PErsonal COMputer,
kombini=CONVENIence store.
So young japanese would use kimoi, like when a old guy collects so many barbie dolls or something.
Variations:
Kimo!
Kimo~!
Kimoi!
Kimochi warui!
(all with a frown face,like ugh,blech face)

She Says:
I think that a proper breakdown of how the meaning of the word will help you get a better sense of when you should use it. Kimochii means "feeling" and warui means "bad". So literally this means "bad feeling" and it's generally used when something sort of skeeves you out on the inside...like a toenail that's about to fall off.

The next word is...へたれ。

The Sound of Vomit （げろ）

He Says:
gero　（げろ）=(vomit)
Osakan people sometimes just say "ge" for that. Usually Japanese people are weaker about alcohol than Americans, so their faces turn to red easily with a few glass of alcohol, and if you insist them to drink more, they would vomit easily. So in a bar in Japan, sometimes there is a spot to vomit in the rest room for such drunks. Especially Friday or Saturday night's rest room in bar is dangerous for vomit in Japan. I used to see jp guys sleeping facing the vomitting spot.
Japanese people are usually soft-hearted, so they are hard to say no. If you ask japanese people to drink more, most of them would drink more than their limit, and they vomit...it's gero!So be careful when you drink with japanese, and ask them their limit first, otherwise you would have to carry them home!

She Says:
Ew. I don't think I've ever seen a special vomiting place in a girl's bathroom.
I suppose I'm pretty lucky that none of my friends have ever gotten this drunk.

The next word is...へこきむし。

Keep reading and you'll become this...（げす）

He Says:
gesu　（げす）=vulgar
And also means "mean". It's effective to say this when the people is so mean.

She Says:
Not so dirty of a word, but if you become a regular reader of our site, this is what your friends will start calling you, so it's one you should probably remember.

The next word is...げろ。