Farting Bug （へこきむし）

He Says:
hekoki mushi　（へこきむし）=fart monster
Sometimes can't you stop farting?
I don't know why, but some people fart constantly.
Maybe,I think I fart a lot accidentaly after eating a garlic food a lot.
By the way,when I had a party with my japanese ex-girlfriend, I did a tremendous fart in front of my friends to make them laugh. They laughed so much, but later, she cried in private so much.
She couldn't believe I farted in front of people, couldn't stand it.
It made a deep crack between us so long. Even though they were our friends.
Especially most of japanese girl are so shy, and tend to think a fart is a taboo. So there are many japanese wives who can't still fart in front of their husband.
My wife does it like a greeting to me everyday,every night though.
Like the answer by fart instead of saying yes when I ask something.

She Says:
What can I say to that except that his farts are not accidental!
Hekoki mushi literally translates to "farting bug" which is pretty cute.

The next word is...いけてる。

The Sound of Vomit （げろ）

He Says:
gero　（げろ）=(vomit)
Osakan people sometimes just say "ge" for that. Usually Japanese people are weaker about alcohol than Americans, so their faces turn to red easily with a few glass of alcohol, and if you insist them to drink more, they would vomit easily. So in a bar in Japan, sometimes there is a spot to vomit in the rest room for such drunks. Especially Friday or Saturday night's rest room in bar is dangerous for vomit in Japan. I used to see jp guys sleeping facing the vomitting spot.
Japanese people are usually soft-hearted, so they are hard to say no. If you ask japanese people to drink more, most of them would drink more than their limit, and they vomit...it's gero!So be careful when you drink with japanese, and ask them their limit first, otherwise you would have to carry them home!

She Says:
Ew. I don't think I've ever seen a special vomiting place in a girl's bathroom.
I suppose I'm pretty lucky that none of my friends have ever gotten this drunk.

The next word is...へこきむし。

Keep reading and you'll become this...（げす）

He Says:
gesu　（げす）=vulgar
And also means "mean". It's effective to say this when the people is so mean.

She Says:
Not so dirty of a word, but if you become a regular reader of our site, this is what your friends will start calling you, so it's one you should probably remember.

The next word is...げろ。