Meow （おめこ）

He Says:
omeko　（おめこ）=pussy
Japanese girls hardly say the word of omeko,nor in private. They feel embarrassed to say the word.
So in many japanese porn video, the jp pornstar guy try to make the girl say "omeko" or something. Then the girl hesitates so much to say the word.
That's the one of great ecstasy for jp guys. Can you understand their ecstasy taste?
Many pervert jp guys love to see or feel what girls don't want to do.
So they order their girl or hooker to say "insert yours to my omeko",or
"give your cum on my face".
They want to hear such words from girls who don't want to say.

She Says:
If you're a guy, knowing this word probably isn't gonna get you any brownie points. However, it's very good to know if you're a girl who's into Japanese guys. ;-)

The next word is...やべ。

Hooray for Sluts! （やりまん）

He Says:
yariman　（やりまん）=slut
yariman is dirtier word than sirigaru we introduced last time.
As you know,sirigatu means slut,the original meaning is the girls who turn their butts to men for sex(siri=butt,garu=light).
But this time the word of yariman shows the stuff more obviously.
"Yari" means having sex,"man" means a pussy.So it's more direct,and dirtier.

She Says:
This is an interesting one because, in my experience, you can masculinize it and guys will be surprised and insulted if you call them that.
As He mentioned, the "man" (pronounced "mahn") in "yariman" comes from "manko" which means pussy. The word for dick is "chinko". So you can create the word "yarichin", which would mean male-slut. If you're a girl, try calling a guy who's trying to pick you up this and watch his face. So funny!

The next word is...おめこ。

A Light Butt（しりがる）

He Says:
sirigaru　（しりがる）=slut
Usually slut means for women, so Japanese say sirigaru onna(girl) too.
You can use both sirigaru and sirigaru onna.
Both are the same.
The original meaning of sirigaru is light butt(siri=butt,garu=light).
So the word was made by the girls who can turn their butts to men easily for sex.

She Says:
This made me giggle when I saw it because I thought that they were using "garu" as "girl" which is a common thing to do. So I thought it was "butt-girl". Unfortunately it's not...but that might be a way to help you remember the word!

The next word is...やりまん。

That Useless Flap of Skin （ほうけい）

He Says:
houkei　（ほうけい）=foreskin
If you are a boy, do you have foreskin?
Today's dirty word is foreskin.
I know many American boys cut off their foreskin, but Japanese do not.
Japanese don't have such custom.
So when we japanese go to a hot spring(=onsen.so many jp love to go hot springs), then we men can see, "oh he has a foreskin,oh that guy too!".
I believe 80~90% jp have foreskin.

By the way,I show you all my favorite funny video about foreskin.
As I told you last time,the video is from soramimi hour.
The original song,English singer sings in English.
But for Japanese,they can hear it as so funny japanese word accidentaly.
In the video,the original lyric goes "fucking~,fucking~,fucking hostile~!!"
But in Japanese they can hear as if "houkei~,houkei~,houkei no hito~~!!".
It means "foreskin~,foreskin~,this guy is foreskin~!".
I hope you can hear it in Japanese,not English word.


She Says:
I don't really notice whether guys have foreskin or not.

Arguing with Henry Longfellow （オナニー）

He Says:
onani　（オナニー）=masturbation

They say the origin of onani(e) is that Onan from the Bible had a sex with his brother's wife,then he spit his sperm into the ground from Heaven.
So actually Onani isn't a real japanese,but they use this word instead of masturbation.
You know,many japanese people are shy,they tend to think they shouldn't say the talking about onani or sex even between friends.
So I bet they would react with much surprise than American would do.

Here is the link of my favorite Japanese show.
It's called soramimi hour.The show features English songs that Japanese can hear them as japanese word by mistake.So the English songs has meanings as they are,
but japanese could hear as so meaningless,funny,stupid japanese words.
In the link,the song goes,"You give me all I need~".
But in Japanese,they could hear as "yu ki mi onani~".
Yu ki mi is snow-scene viewing.
Onani is masturbation you know.
So japanese can hear as if the singer is singing "masturbation in snow-scene viewing~".

She Says:
Cool. Masturbating.
I'm not so sure that He's telling the truth about not talking about sex and masturbation between friends. I mean, in another show, they're waking this guy up and have a whole camera crew there and everything. Then they notice that there are all these tissues wadded up by the side of the bed. So they start teasing him about what it is and he full on admits it.
I think in some ways Japanese people might be more open about sex than Americans.
Anyway, here's the video. As it's about mistakenly interpreting the words to a song as being about masturbation, it's not work-safe or child friendly.



The next word is...ほうけい。

Flat as a board （ぺちゃぱい）

He Says:
pecha pai (pronounced "pie") （ぺちゃぱい）=flat chested
What kind of pie do you imagine "pecha pie"?
New delicous pie?No!umm,but sometimes yes.
Pecha pie is flat boob.
So like a men breast, girls who have flat boob, we would call that pecha pie.
It's a little bit hard to explain why we say so. I think a pie is usually big because it has many cream or fruits inside. But when the pie is crushed or fallen, it can be flat. Pecha is an onomatopoeia word--the sound something makes when being crushed or made flat. So pecha pie is like no volume pie, it's a flat boob.
Many American guys seem to like Japanese girls. But Jp girls have usually pecha pie. It's hard to find a big boobed Jp girl.because the average of jp girls bust is said 82cm (about 32 inches).

She Says:
His description sums it up.
Japanese uses a lot of onomatopoeia words which are incredibly difficult for foreigners to master. You'd think that you'd just make the sound that something makes...but you actually have to know how Japanese people will say it. For example, to American ears the onomatopoeia words "kachung" and "darung" might pretty much sound the same. But to a Japanese person, they are totally different.
I'd always use the wrong onomatopoeia word and have people stare at me like I'm crazy.

The next word is...ポリコウ。

Hey Sexy Mama! （ちゃん ね）

He Says:
chan ne　（ちゃん　ね） = pretty girl.
Usually nechan is girl. It's a normal word. But if the word "nechan" gets reverse,it turns to have a little bit sexy. So jp men sometimes say chan ne~ to sexy girls or hookers instead of simply nechan. But we don't say chan ni~ to boys(nichan is boys or brother).

She Says:
Something you might hear walking down the street, the way that guys in English might call "Hey sexy mama" or whatever. If you're a foreign girl in Japan, guys might be more apt to say this loudly in front of you, thinking that you won't understand. So remember it and scare the shit out of them when you comment back. Really. It's fun.

The next word is...ぺちゃぱい。

Guys Take Note--Kinky Sex Here （ふうぞく）

He Says:
hu-zoku　（ふうぞく）=play spot,adult entertainment establishment.
Hu-zoku literally means manners or public morals, but now a days nobody in japan uses it for the original meanings, just for play spot.
I believe Japan's play spot industry is the best in the world. They supply so many various way to fulfill men's desire to girls and sexual desire. So perverted adult play spots are so popular amoung jp men. They love to go to the play spots to enjoy perverted time.
For example,the play spots have a car train room,then they can touch girls' butt, pretending he didn't touch in fake crowded train.
Or spots have hospital room, and they can fuck the nurse, tearing her pantyhose. The nurse wears a indecent panty underneath the nurse's white clothes.etc etc.
Japan is heaven of play spot in the world!
Some jp men are masochist, they love to be whipped by a queen who wears a butterfly glasses, black or red bondage costume and candles. They love to enjoy the imagination world to fulfill their abnormal desire.

She Says:
Girls get shafted here. Hu-zoku is only for guys. It costs about $150 and you can satisfy whatever perverted desire you have.
The closest thing that girls have in Japan are host clubs, where you can go and spend a (non-sexual) time with good looking men (Hostess clubs also exist for men). That'll cost you about $1000 a night. Eek! And if you have a favorite host, you have to buy him really expensive presents. Totally sucks.

This next word is...あほげ。